satans-testicle:

i am so fucking excited for this movie holy shit

satans-testicle:

i am so fucking excited for this movie holy shit

(Source: bellatirx, via love-is-all-you-need)

  • friend: there's nothing worse than death
  • me: final seasons
  • me: post-concert depression
  • me: when there's no food
  • me: fictional characters dying
  • me: hipsters blogs
  • me: your crush asks someone else out
  • me: no wi-fi
  • friend:
  • me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
itsallaboutmybrokenheart:

blood-stained-pillowcases:

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Devynnn

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g-iggle:

you deserve to smile. this is here for you when you want to laugh again.

urlsquatter:

I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why

(via desperate-for-affection)

lafaggot:

is it just me or does every white author ever describing a person of color use food metaphors:

“creamy chocolate skin”

“smooth caramel complexion”

“her legs were the color of cinnamon”

like wtf you’re trying so hard to not be racist that you sound like a fucking cannibal

(via desperate-for-affection)